The Science of Good Times

Here at the Bad Hawaiian Shirt Company, we've spent countless hours studying the science of Good Times. Our extensive research has found that wearing your Bad Hawaiian Shirt while participating in one of the following activities does not guarantee Good Times:

• Holiday dinner at your Mother-In-Law's

Not Good Times

 

 

 

 

 

 

•  Cleaning the litter box

Not Good Times

• Middle seat in coach

Not Good Times

• Spending time with a 3 year old that isn't a direct offspring

Not Good Times

• Picking apples, blueberries or any other fall fruit (other than Bananas of course)

Not Good Times

• Scrapbooking
• Vasectomy

Not Good Times

• A couple's manicure / pedicure

Not Good Times

• Pumping your septic tank

Not Good Times

• Bird Watching

Not Good Times

Whatever you're idea is of a good time, we'll supply the shirt.  Please choose your good times wisely.

Aloha,

Tiki Jim
TikiJim@badshirtgoodtimes.com